The Money Beets have really matured over the last few months. And as our fan base has nearly tripled, I feel it appropriate to list the things The Money Beets just won't do. This way, as future shows occur, fans will know our limits.....
- We will never ever ever have Taylor sing. This is the first and in my mind, most important rule. A close second is having me ever ever play the guitar.
- Safe to say we will never introduce a harp into The Money Beets. Harps are soft, and we all know The Money Beets are "bad to the bone".
- We will never again refer to The Money Beets as "bad to the bone".
- We will never do two chicks at the same time, no matter how many millions we accumulate.
- We will never let Alex McBratney manage our careers.
- We will never play a show outside of some one's home. We play for the fans, and our fans are at home.
- We will never break a guitar or drum set after we play a show. That crap is expensive.
- We will not allow any fantasy sports banter with our fans between songs. We do however reserve the right to sing about fantasy sports.
- We will not allow anyone watching to not have an alcoholic beverage in their hand.
- We will not allow Brandon to any of our shows. Screw that guy.
- We will never sing songs with the words Love, Forever or Ladies in the title.
- We will never allow anyone outside of myself Taylor or Ethan to join The Money Beets.
-We will never charge.......too much at the door. Is $20 too much?
- We will never take song requests. We are the damn artists, now shut up and listen to us make magic with our fingers.
- We will never do heroin(this excludes Ethan).
- We will never sign autographs. Not because we don't want to but because no one will ask.
- We will not sell our t-shirts. If you actually want one it is yours.
- We will never use lines such as "this one's for the ladies" or "don't forget to tip your waitress"
- We will not do encores. When we are done, we are done. That's it. Game over. Thanks for playing.
Taylor feel free to add more.........
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7 comments:
We will never play Freebird.
And this bird you cannot change!!
Here's a question to decide about the Money Beets. Do we want to commit to not playing any covers at all? We could either go the route of being the typical garage band or we could just try to become the most pretentious band ever. Between Ethan and me I'm sure we have enough to put together a set of original songs. Mine don't have words because I can't sing. If only we knew someone with unknown talents to take over as lead singer . . .
the money beets are kind of uppity...you know, for a band that doesn't exist.
Bands need principles. Better our many fans know them now rather than later.
After all you know I am a man who believes in full disclosure of emotions and a healthy line of communication.
YOU DON'T EXIST, LESLIE!
someone send me the link so i can start posting blogs...
...and yes, i would do heroine
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